600 thread count...the kitty must have soft sheets!
I imagine that when friends see pictures of the evil one lounging casually on our bamboo sateen bed linens that they look at each other and go, where oh where did we go wrong?
Because according to our most of our friends, the exorcist kitty (as she's known in small surviving circles) may have it a little too good considering her many attempts at trying to take over the world, and being that most of of our friends are dog people...and that they see little kitties as little creatures that poop in a box. Now don't get me wrong, our friends all love the little evil mastermind and have accepted the fact that this little glamourise future world leader has taken over our minds and made minions of perfectly good weimaraner folks (not to worry, we will one day have another weime, still to soon...maybe in a year..or two). Heck, our friends even turn to putty went they come over and she works her evil charm on them. One friend has even started trying to figure out how to invent a new computer keypad so that it's easier for little the evil to type out her evil schemes on the computer (no really, I'm not joking). But in the end they low their heads, pat us on the backs and give us those "you poor brain-washed simply minded fools" kind looks, because...silly rabbit, 600 thread count is for dogs...
Obey the OOna kitties!
